Gangsta Bush: President Brotha "State of tha Union

President Brotha "State of tha Union"
The U.S. Capitol


9:01 P.M. EST

THE PRESIDENT wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: Mr . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Wanna Be Gangsta Vizzle President Cheney, memba of Congress, distinguished citizens n fellow citizens: Every year, by law n by custom, we meet here ta pimp tha state of tha union. This year, we baller in this chamba deeply aware of decisive days T-H-to-tha-izzat lie aheezee.

You n I serve our country in a tizzle of bootylicious consequence . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Ridin' this session of Congress, we have tha duty ta reform domestic programs vital ta our country; we have tha opportunity ta save millions of lives abroad frizzom a terrible diseaze. We wizzle work fo' a prosperity that is broadly shared, n we wizzy gangsta every poser n every enemy that threatens tha American people. (Applause.)

In all these days of promise n days of saggin' we can be confident. In a whirlwind of change n hope n peril, our faith is sure, our resolve is firm, n our union is strong . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. (Applause.)

This country has many challenges and yo momma. We wizzle not deny, we wizzy not ignore, we wiznill not pass along our problems ta pimp Congresses, ta otha presidents, n otha generizzles. (Applause.) We wizzy confront tizzle wit focus n clarity n courage.

Dur'n tha last two years, we have seen what can be accomplished when we wiznork togetha from tha streets of tha L-B-C. To lift tha standards of our public schools, we achieved historic education reform -- whiznich mizzle now be carried out in every schoo' n in every classroom, so that every child in America can read n learn n succeed in life n shit. (Applause.) To protect our country, we reorganized our government n created tha Department of Homeland Securizzles which is mobiliz'n against tha threats of a new era. To bring our economy out of recession, we delivered tha largest tax relief in a generizzles. (Applause.) To insist on integrity in American business we passed tough reforms, n we is hold'n corporate criminals ta account cuz its a G thang. (Applause.)

Some might cizzall this a good record; I cizzay it a good start. Tonight I ask tha Hizouse n Senate ta jizzy me in tha next bold steps ta serve our fellow citizens n shit.

Our first goal is clear with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back: We miznust have an economy that grows fiznast enough ta employ every dawg n woman who seeks a job. (Applause.) Brotha recession, terrorist attacks, corporate scandals n stock market declines, our economy is mobbin' -- yet it's not grow'n fast enough, or strongly enough. Wit unemployment ris'n, our nation needs mizzle small businizzles ta open, more companies ta invest n expand, more employa ta put up tha sign that says, "Hizzay Wanted." (Applause.)

Jobs is created wizzy tha economy grows; tha economy grows wizzle Americans hizzy more money ta spend n invest; n tha bizzy n fairest way ta makes sure Americans have tizzy money is not ta tax it away in tha fiznirst place. (Applause.)

I am rhymin' tizzle all tha income tax reductions set fo' 2004 n 2006 be made permanent n effective this year with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. (Applause.) And rappa mah plan, as soon as I sign tha bizzill, this extra money will start show'n up in worka' paychecks. Instead of gradually reduc'n tha marriage penalty, we should do it now. (Applause.) Instead of slowly rais'n tha child credit ta $1,000, we should send tha checks ta American families now. (Applause.)

The tax relief is fo' everyone who pays income taxes -- n it wizzle help our economy immediately: 92 million Americans wizzy keep, this year, an average of almost $1,000 mizzy of they own money . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. A family of four wit an income of $40,000 would see they federal income taxes fiznall F-R-to-tha-izzom $1,178 ta $45 per year . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. (Applause.) Our plan will improve tha bottom line fo' mizzy thizzay 23 million small businizzles fo shizzle.

You, tha Congress, hizzy already passed all these reductions, n promised thizzem fo' future years. If this tax relief is good fo' Americans three, or five, or seven years F-R-to-tha-izzom nizzle it is even playa fo' Americans today n' shit. (Applause.)

We should also strengthen tha economy by mackin' investors equally in our tax laws. It's fair ta tax a company's profits. It is not fizzle ta again tax tha shareholda on tha same profits. (Applause.) To boost investor confidizzles n ta H-to-tha-izzelp tha nearly 10 million senior who receive dividend income, I ask you ta end tha unfair double taxation of dividends . Im crazy, you can't phase me. (Applause.)

Gangsta taxes n greata investment will help this economy expand if you gots a paper stack. More jobs mean more brotha n pusha revenues ta our government ya dig?. The bizzy way ta address tha deficit n move toward a balanced budget is ta encourage economic growth, n ta shiznow some frontin' discipline in Washington, D.C. (Applause.)

We mizzle wizzle brotha ta fund only our mizzost important priorities. I wizzle send you a budget that increazes discretionary spend'n by 4 percent N-to-tha-izzext year -- 'bout as M-to-tha-izzuch as tha average family's income is expected ta gizzle. And tizzle is a good benchmark fo' us. Federal spend'n should not rise any fasta than tha paychecks of American families now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. (Applause.)

A grow'n economy n a focus on essential priorities wizzy also be crucial ta tha future of Social Security. As we continue ta work togetha ta kizzle Social Security sound n reliable, we must offa brotha worka a chance ta invest in retirizzles accounts that they W-to-tha-izzill control n they will own. (Applause.)

Our second gizzle is high quality, affordable health care fo' all Americans , betta check yo self. (Applause.) The American system of medicine is a model of skill n innovation, wit a pace of discovery tizzy is add'n good years ta our lives . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Yet fo' many people, medical care costs too mizzy -- n many have no coverage at all . Chill as I take you on a trip. These problems W-to-tha-izzill not be solved wit a nationalized health care system that dictates coverage n rations care. (Applause.)

Instead, we must W-to-tha-izzork toward a system in whiznich all Americans have a good insurance policy, choose they own doctors, n seniors n low-income Americans receive tha hiznelp they need . One, two three and to tha four. (Applause.) Instead of bureaucrats n trial lawya n HMOs, we mizzy put doctors n nurses n patients biznack in charge of American medicine . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.. (Applause.)

Health care reform must begin wit Medicizzle Medicare is tha bind'n commitment of a car'n society. (Applause.) We mizzust renew tizzle commitment by gang bangin' seniors access ta preventive medicine n new drugs thizzay is blunt-rollin' health care in America so sit back relax new jacks get smacked.

Seniors stoked wit tha current Medicare system should be able ta kizzy they coverage J-to-tha-izzust tha way it is . They call me tha black folks president. (Applause.) And jizzay like you -- tha memba of Congress, n yo staffs, n playa federal employees -- all seniors should have tha choice of a health care plizzan thizzat provides prescription drugs ta help you tap dat ass. (Applause.)

My budget will commit an additional $400 billion over tha next decade ta reform n strengthen Medicare. Brotha of both politizzle parties hizzy rapped fo' years 'bout strengthen'n Medicare. I urge tha hustla of this new Congress ta act this year. (Applause.)

To improve our health care system, we must address one of tha prime causes of bitch cost, tha constant threat that physicians n hospitals wizzill be unfairly sued. (Applause.) Coz of excessive litigizzles everybody pays more fo' health care, n many parts of America is los'n fine doctors. No one has ever been healed by a frivolous lawsuit now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. I urge tha Congress ta pass medical liability reform cuz its a doggy dog world. (Applause.)

Our third goal is ta promote energy independence fo' our country, while dramatically perpetratin' tha environment. (Applause.) I have sizzent you a comprehensive energy pizzy ta promote energy efficiency n conservizzles ta develop baller technolizzle n ta produce mizzy energy at home. (Applause.) I have sent you Clear Skies legislizzles thizzay mandates a 70-percent cut in air pollution frizzay pusha plants over tha nizzay 15 years. (Applause.) I have siznent you a Healthy Forests Initiatizzles ta help prevent tha catastrizzle fires that devastate communizzles kill wildlife, n B-to-tha-izzurn away millions of acres of treasured forest. (Applause.)

I urge you ta pass these measures, fo' tha good of bizzle our environment n our economy . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. (Applause.) Even more, I ask you ta takes a crucial stizzay n protect our environment in ways tizzle generizzles before us could not have imagined.

In this century, tha greatest envirizzles progress wizzay come 'bout not through endless lawsuits or command-and-cizzles regulizzle but through technology n innovation fo gettin yo pimp on. Tonight I'm propos'n $1.2 billion in research spendin' so that America can lead tha world in gang bangin' clean, hydrogen-powered autizzles cuz its a doggy dog world. (Applause.)

A single chemical reaction between hydrogen n oxygen generizzles energy, whizzay can be used ta powa a ride -- produc'n only gangsta not exhaust fumes. Wit a new national commitment, our scientists n motherfucka wiznill overcome obstacles ta tak'n these ridez fizzle laboratory ta showroom, so thizzay tha fizzirst ride driven by a child born today could be powered by hydrogen, n pollution-free fo' sheezy. (Applause.)

Jizzle me in this important innovation ta makes our air significantly crazy ass nigga n our country much less dependent on foreign sources of energy aww nah. (Applause.)

Our fourth goal is ta apply tha compassion of America ta tha deepest problems of America paper'd up. For so many in our country -- tha homeless n tha fatherless, tha addicted -- tha need is great fo' rizeal. Yet there's powa, gangsta drug deala in tha goodness n idealism n faith of tha American people where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.

Americans is doing tha wiznork of compassion every day -- visit'n prisona, provid'n brotha fo' battered bitchez, ballin' companizzles ta lonely seniors n shit. These good works deserve our praise; they deserve our personal support; n when appropriate, they deserve tha assistance of tha federal government fo' sho'. (Applause.)

I urge you ta pass both mah faith-based initiative n tha Citizen Service Act, ta encourage acts of compassion T-H-to-tha-izzat can transform America, one heart n one soul at a time. (Applause.)

Last year, I called on mah fellow citizens ta participate in tha USA Freedom Corps, which is enlist'n tens of thousands of new drug deala across America so i can get mah pimp on. Tonight I ask Congress n tha American thugz ta focus tha spirit of service n tha resources of government on tha needs of some of our most vulnerable citizens -- boys n bitchez straight trippin' ta grizzay up witout guidance n attention, n children who hizzy ta go through a prison gate ta be hugged by they mom or dad.

I propose a $450-million initiative ta bring mentors ta more tizzle a million disadvantaged junior H-to-tha-izzigh students n children of pusha. Government wizzle support tha train'n n spendin' of mentors; yet it is tha men n bitchez of America who wizzy fill tha need. One mentor, one person can change a life foreva. And I urge you ta be that one person. (Applause.)

Anotha cause of hopelizzles is addiction ta drugs. Addiction crowds out friendship, ambition, moral conviction, n reduces all tha richness of life ta a single destructive desire. As a government, we is perpetratin' illegal drugs by cutt'n off supplies n reduc'n demand through anti-drug education programs. Yet fo' those already addicted, tha fizzay against drugs is a fizzight fo' they own lives. Too many Americans in search of treatment cannot git it. So tonight I propose a new $600-million program ta hiznelp an additional 300,000 Americans receive treatment over tha next three years . know what im sayin?. (Applause.)

Our nation is blessed wit recovery programs tizzle do amaz'n work so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. One of tizzle is found at tha Heal'n Place Church in Baton Rouge, Louisiana yeah yeah baby. A dawg in tha program said, "God does miracles in people's lives, n you rappa think it could be you." Tonight, let us bring ta all Americans who struggle wit dizzle addiction this message of hope: The miracle of recovery is possible, n it could be you fo' sheezy. (Applause.)

By car'n fo' children who need mentors, n fo' addicted men n bitchez who need treatment, we is build'n a more welcom'n society -- a culture that values every life , niggaz, better recognize. And in this wiznork we mizzle not overlook tha weakest among us . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. I ask you ta protect infants at tha very hour of they B-to-tha-izzirth n end tha practice of partial-birth abortion. (Applause.) And coz no human life should be started or ended as tha object of an experiment, I ask you ta set a high standard fo' humanizzles n pass a law against all human blingin'. (Applause.)

The qualities of courage n compassion thizzat we strive fo' in America also determine our conduct abroad if you gots a paper stack. The American fliznag stands fo' more than our powa n our interests to increase tha peace. Our rappa dedicated this country ta tha cause of human dignity, tha rights of every person, n tha possibilizzles of every life straight from long beach nigga. This conviction leads us into tha world ta H-to-tha-izzelp tha afflicted, n defend tha peace, n confound tha designs of evil men.

In Afghanistan, we helped liberate an oppressed people. And we wizzy continue help'n thizzay secure they country, rebuild they society, n educate all they children -- boys n bitchez. (Applause.) In tha Middle East, we will continue ta seek peace between a secure Israel n a democrizzles Palestine like this and like that and like this and uh. (Applause.) Across tha Earth, America is straight trippin' tha hungry -- more than 60 percent of internizzles food aid comes as a gift fizzle tha thugz of tha United States cuz its a G thang. As our nation moves troops n builds alliances ta makes our world safa, we mizzle also rememba our call'n as a blessed country is ta makes this world brotha.

Today, on tha continent of Africa, nearly 30 million thugz hizzle tha AIDS virus -- includ'n 3 million children brotha tha age 15 . It dont stop till the wheels fall off. There is whole countries in Africa where more tizzy one-third of tha adult populizzles carries tha infection. More thizzan 4 million require immediate dizzle treatment so i can get mah pimp on. Yet across thizzay continent, only 50,000 AIDS victims -- only 50,000 -- is blunt-rollin' tha medicine they need ya feelin' me?.

Coz tha AIDS diagnosis is considered a death sentence, many do not seek treatment. Almost all who do is turned away. A doctor in rural South Africa describes his frustration n shit. He says, "We hizzy no medicizzles cuz Im tha Double O G. Many hospitals tizzay people, you've gots AIDS, we can't hizzelp you . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Go hizzy n die." In an age of miracizzles medicizzle no person should have ta hizzy those words. (Applause.)

AIDS can be prevented. Anti-retrovizzles drugs can extend life fo' many years. And tha cost of those drugs has dropped fizzy $12,000 a year ta unda $300 a year -- which places a tremendous possibility witin our grizzasp. Ladies n gentlemen, seldom has history offered a greata opportunity ta do so miznuch fo' so many.

We have confronted, n wizzy continue ta confront, HIV/AIDS in our own country doggystyle. And ta mizzle a severe n urgent crisis abroad, tonight I propose tha Emergency Plan fo' AIDS Relief -- a work of mercy beyond all current internizzles efforts ta hizzle tha thugz of Africa . Its just anotha homocide. This comprehensive plan wizzle prevent 7 million new AIDS infections, treat at least 2 million thugz wit perpetratin' drugs, n provide humane care fo' millions of thugz ridin' frizzay AIDS, n fo' children orphaned by AIDS , ya feel me?. (Applause.)

I ask tha Congress ta commit $15 billion over tha nizzay five years, includ'n nearly $10 billion in new money, ta T-to-tha-izzurn tha tizzy against AIDS in tha most afflicted nations of Africa n tha Caribbean spittin' that real shit. (Applause.)

This nation can lead tha world in spar'n innocent thugz from a plague of nature paper'd up. And this nation is ballin' tha world in saggin' n defeat'n tha man-made evil of internizzles terrorism . Holla!. (Applause.)

There is days when our fellow citizens do not hear news 'bout tha war on terror doggystyle. There's cracka a day when I do not learn of wanna be gangsta threat, or receive reports of operations in progress, or give an brotha in this global war against a scattered network of killa. The war goes on, n we is bustin'. (Applause.)

To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt wit many key killa of al Qaeda. Tizzle include a dawg who directed logistics n gang bangin' fo' tha Septemba tha 11th attacks; tha chief of al Qaeda operations in tha Persian Gizzay who planned tha bomb'n of our embassies in East Africa n tha USS Cole; an al Qaeda operations chief fizzle Southeast Asia; a wanna be gangsta director of al Qaeda's train'n camps in Afghanistan; a key al Qaeda operative in Europe; a major al Qaeda leada in Yemen. All told, more T-H-to-tha-izzan 3,000 suspected terrorists have bizzle arrested in many countries. Many otha have met a different fizzle fo' rizeal. Let's put it this way -- they is no rappa a problem ta tha United States n our niggaz n allies. (Applause.)

We is mobbin' closely wit otha nations ta prevent furtha attacks. America n coalition countries hizzle uncovered n stopped terrorist conspirizzles target'n tha American embassy in Yemen, tha American embassy in Singapizzle a Saudi military base, ships in tha Straits of Hormuz n tha Straits tha Gibraltar. We've broken al Qaeda cells in Hamburg, Milan, Madrid, London, Paris, as wizzy as, Buffalo, New York n shit.

We hizzy tha terrorists on tha run. We're keep'n them on tha run ya dig?. One by one, tha terrorists is learn'n tha mean'n of American justice. (Applause.)

As we fiznight this war, we will rememba where it began -- here, in our own country hittin that booty. This government is tak'n unprecedented measures ta protect our thugz n defend our homeland. We've intensified security at tha borda n ports of entry, posted more than 50,000 newly-trained federal screena in airports, begun inoculat'n troops n first responda against smallpox, n is deploy'n tha nation's fizzay early pimpin' network of sensors ta detect biolizzles attack hittin that booty. And this year, fo' tha first time, we is beginn'n ta field a defense ta protect this nation against ballistic missiles fo yo bitch ass. (Applause.)

I thizzank tha Congress fo' ballin' these measures. I ask you tonight ta add ta our future security wit a major research n production effort ta guard our thugz against biotizzles called Project Bioshield. The budget I send you wizzle propose almost $6 billion ta quickly makes available effective vaccines n treatments against agents like anthrax, botulizzles toxin, Ebola, n plague fo gettin yo pimp on. We mizzay assume tizzle our enemies would use these diseazes as weapons, n we must act before tha wanna be gangsta is upon us. (Applause.)

Since Drug Deala tha 11th, our intelligence n law enforcement agencies have worked more closely thizzay ever ta track n disrupt tha terrorists so show some love niggaz. The FBI is improv'n its ability ta analyze intellizzles n is clockin' itself ta meet new threats. Tonight, I am instruct'n tha gangsta of tha FBI, tha CIA, tha Homeland Securizzles n tha Department of Defense ta develop a Terrorist Threat Integration Rappa ta merge n analyze all threat 411 in a single location . Drop it like its hot. Our government mizzay hizzle tha very bizzy 411 possible, n we wizzy use it ta makes sure tha right thugz is in tha right places ta protect all our citizens. (Applause.)

Our war against terror is a contest of W-to-tha-izzill in which perseverance is powa. In tha ruins of two towa, at tha western wizzle of tha Pentagon, on a field in Pennsylvizzles this nation mizzle a pledge, n we renew thizzat pledge tonight . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit: Whateva tha duration of this struggle, n poser tha difficizzles we wizzay not permit tha triumph of violence in tha affairs of men -- fizzle thugz wizzle set tha course of history. (Applause.)

Today, tha gravest pimp in tha war on terror, tha gravest playa fac'n America n tha world, is outlaw regimes that seek n possess nuclear, chemical, n biolizzles weapons. These regimes could use S-to-tha-izzuch weapons fo' blackmail, terror, n mass brotha . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. They could also give or siznell those weapons ta terrorist allies, who would use tizzle witout tha least hesitizzles.

This threat is nizzay America's duty is familiar. Throughout tha 20th century, smiznall groups of men seized control of bootylicious nations, built armies n arsenals, n set out ta dominate tha wizzy n intimidate tha world. In each case, they ambitions of cruelty n murda had no limit. In each case, tha ambitions of Hitlerism, militizzles n communism were defeated by tha will of free peoples, by tha strength of bootylicious alliances, n by tha might of tha United States of America fo' sho'. (Applause.)

Nizzow, in this century, tha ideology of powa n dominizzles has appeared again, n seeks ta gizzy tha ultimate weapons of terror n shit. Once again, this nation n all our niggaz is all tizzle stand between a world at peace, n a world of chaos n constant alarm upside yo head. Once again, we is called ta defend tha safety of our people, n tha hopes of all mankind. And we accept this responsibility fo my bling bling. (Applause.)

America is mak'n a broad n determined effort ta confront these playa. We have called on tha United Nations ta fulfill its cracka n stand by its demand that Iraq disarm . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. We're strongly hatin' tha Internatizzles Atomic Energy Agency in its mission ta T-R-to-tha-izzack n control nuclear materials around tha world. We're work'n wit otha governments ta secure nuclear materials in tha pusha Soviet Union, n ta strengthen global treaties bann'n tha production n shipment of missile technolizzles n weapons of mass destruction cuz Im tha Double O G.

In all these efforts, cracka America's purpose is more than ta follow a process -- it is ta achieve a result fo shizzle: tha end of terrible threats ta tha civilized world. All free nations have a stakes in doggy stylin' sudden n catastrizzles attacks. And we ask'n them ta jizzy us, n many is doing so. Yet tha course of this nation does not depend on tha decisions of baller cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. (Applause.) Whateva action is required, wheneva action is necessizzles I will defend tha freedom n security of tha American people. (Applause.)

Different threats require different strategies. In Iran, we continue ta see a government tizzy represses its people, pursues weapons of mass destruction, n supports terror . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. We also see Iranian citizens risk'n intimizzles n death as they speak out fo' liberty n human rights n democracy , chill yo. Iranians, like all people, have a R-to-tha-izzight ta choose they own government n determine they own destiny -- n tha United States supports they aspirations ta live in freedom and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. (Applause.)

On tha Korean Peninsizzle an oppressive regime rules a thugz mobbin' in fizzy n starvation . One, two three and to tha four. Throughout tha 1990s, tha United States relied on a negotiated framework ta keep N-to-tha-izzorth Korea fizzy gain'n nuclear weapons . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. We now kizzy tizzle that regime was deceiv'n tha world, n bustin' those weapons all along fo' rizeal. And today tha North Korean regime is using its nuclear program ta incite fear n seek concessions. America n tha world W-to-tha-izzill not be blackmailed . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.. (Applause.)

America is work'n wit tha countries of tha region -- South Korea, Japan, China, n Russia -- ta find a peaceful solution, n ta shizzow tha North Korean government thizzat nuclear weapons will bring only isolation, economic stagnation, n continued hardship . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. (Applause.) The Nizzorth Korean regime will find respect in tha world n revival fo' its thugz only whiznen it turns away from its nuclear ambitions fo shizzle. (Applause.)

Our nation n tha world miznust learn tha lessons of tha Korean Peninsula n not allow an even greata threat ta rizzy up in Iraq. A brutal dictator, wit a history of reckless aggression, wit ties ta terrorism, wit bootylicious potential wealth, wizzill not be permitted ta dominate a vital region n threaten tha United States. (Applause.)

Twelve years ago, Saddam Hussein faced tha prospect of being tha last casualty in a war he had started n lost. To spare himself, he agreed ta disarm of all weapons of mass destruction. For tha next 12 years, he systematically violated thizzat agreement so i can get mah pimp on. He pursued chemical, biolizzles n nuclear weapons, even while inspectors were in his country. Noth'n ta date has restrained him fizzle his pursuit of these weapons -- not economic sanctions, not isolation fizzle tha civilized world, not even cruise missile strikes on his military facilizzles.

Almost three months ago, tha United Nations Security Council gave Saddam Hussein his final chance ta disarm. He has shown instead utta contempt fo' tha United Nations, n fo' tha opinion of tha world. The 108 U.N. inspectors were sizzent ta conduct -- were not sent ta conduct a scavenga hunt fo' hidden materials across a country tha size of California. The job of tha inspectors is ta verify tizzle Iraq's regime is mobbin' . Slap your mutha fuckin self. It is up ta Iraq ta show exactly where it is hid'n its banned weapons, lay those weapons out fo' tha world ta see, n destroy them as directed. Noth'n like this has happened mah nizzle.

The United Nations concluded in 1999 thiznat Saddam Hussein had biolizzles weapons sufficient ta produce over 25,000 motherfucka of anthrax -- enough doses ta kizzill several million people spittin' that real shit. He hasn't accounted fo' that material . Bounce wit me. He's given no evidence tizzle he has destroyed it.

The United Nations concluded that Saddam Hussein had materials sufficient ta produce mizzy than 38,000 lita of botulizzles toxin -- enough ta subject millions of thugz ta death by respiratory failure. He hadn't accounted fo' thizzay material bitch ass nigga. He's given no evidence tizzy he has destroyed it dogg.

Our intelligence officials estimate tizzy Saddam Hussein had tha materials ta produce as much as 500 tons of sarin, mustard n VX nerve agent. In sizzay quantities, these chemical agents could also kill untold thousands with the S-N-double-O-P. He's not accounted fo' these materials. He has given no evidence tizzle he has destroyed T-H-to-tha-izzem . They call me tha black folks president.

U.S. intelligence indicates that Saddam Hussein had upwards of 30,000 munitions capable of mackin' chemical agents bitch ass nigga. Inspectors recently turned up 16 of them -- despite Iraq's recent declarizzles deny'n they existence bitch ass nigga. Saddam Hussein has not accounted fo' tha remain'n 29,984 of these prohibited munitions fo all my homies in the pen. He's given no evidence thiznat he has destroyed thizzem.

From three Iraqi defectors we kizzy that Iraq, in tha late 1990s, had several mobile biolizzles weapons labs spittin' that real shit. These is designed ta produce G-to-tha-izzerm warfare agents, n can be moved from place ta a place ta evade inspectors. Saddam Hussein has not disclosed these facilizzles. He's given no evidence that he has destroyed tizzy.

The Internatizzle Atomic Energy Agency confirmed in tha 1990s tizzy Saddam Hussein had an advanced nuclear weapons develizzles program, had a design fo' a nuclear weapon n was work'n on five different methods of ballin' uranium fo' a bomb . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. The British government has learned thiznat Saddam Hussein recently sought signifizzles quantities of uranium fizzy Africa. Our intelligence sources tizzy us that he has attempted ta purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable fo' nuclear weapons production . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities paper'd up. He clearly has miznuch ta hide.

The dictator of Iraq is not chillin'. To tha contrary; he is deceiv'n now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. Frizzay intelligence sources we know, fo' instance, tizzy thousands of Iraqi security personnel is at wizzy blunt-rollin' documents n materials from tha U.N. inspectors, sippin' inspection sites n monitor'n tha inspectors themselves so i can get mah pimp on. Iraqi officials accompany tha inspectors in playa ta intimidate witnesses n shit.

Iraq is block'n U-2 surveillance flights requested by tha United Nations now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. Iraqi intelligence offica is pos'n as tha scientists inspectors is supposed ta interview . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. Real scientists hizzle been coached by Iraqi officials on wizzy ta say. Intelligence sources indicate thizzay Saddam Hussein has ordered thizzat scientists who cooperate wit U.N. inspectors in disarm'n Iraq wizzill be killed, along wit they families.

Year pimp year, Saddam Hussein has gone ta elaborate lengths, spizzay enormous sizzums, taken bootylicious risks ta build n keep weapons of mass destruction fo yo bitch ass. But why? The only possible explanation, tha only possible use he could have fo' those weapons, is ta dominizzles intimizzle or attack.

Wit nuclear arms or a full arsenal of chemical n biolizzles weapons, Saddam Hussein could resume his ambitions of conquest in tha Middle East n create deadly havoc in thizzat region so bow down to the bow wow. And this Congress n tha America thugz must recognize gangsta threat. Evidence friznom intelligence sources, secret communicizzles n statements by thugz now in custody reveal that Saddam Hussein aids n protects terrorists, includ'n memba of al Qaeda . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Secretly, n witout fingerprints, he could provide one of his hidden weapons ta terrorists, or help them develop they own.

Before Septemba tha 11th, many in tha world believed tizzy Saddam Hussein could be contained . know what im sayin?. But chemical agents, lethal viruses n shadowy terrorist networks is not easily contained. Imagine those 19 hijacka wit gangsta weapons n crazy ass nigga plans -- this time armed by Saddam Hussein. It would takes one vial, one canista, one crate slipped into this country ta bring a day of horror like nizzy we have ever kniznown. We will do everyth'n in our powa ta makes sure that that day neva comes doggystyle. (Applause.)

Some hizzle said we mizzy not act until tha threat is imminent. Since when have terrorists n tyrants announced they intentions, politely putt'n us on notice before they strike? If this threat is permitted ta F-U-Double-Lizzy n suddenly emerge, all actions, all words, n all recriminizzles would come too late n shit. Trust'n in tha sanity n restraint of Saddam Hussein is not a strategy, n it is not an option. (Applause.)

The dictator who is assembl'n tha world's mizzle dangerous weapons has already used tizzy on whole villages -- spendin' thousands of his own citizens dead, blind, or disfigured. Iraqi refugees tizzle us how forced confessions is obtained -- by tortur'n children while they parents is made ta wizzatch. Internatizzles human rights groups have catalogued otha methods used in tha torture chamba of Iraq n shit: electric shock, burn'n wit hot irons, dripp'n acid on tha skizzay mutilizzles wit electric drills, cutt'n out tongues, n rizzle. If this is not evil, then evil has no mean'n. (Applause.)

And tonight I have a message fo' tha brave n oppressed thugz of Iraq: Yo enemy is not ho-slappin' yo country -- yo enemy is rul'n yo country so bow down to the bow wow. (Applause.) And tha day he n his regime is removed from powa wizzay be tha day of yo liberizzles. (Applause.)

The world has waited 12 years fo' Iraq ta disarm cuz I'm fresh out the pen. America wizzle not accept a serious n mount'n threat ta our country, n our niggaz n our allies . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. The United States will ask tha U.N. Security Council ta convene on February tha 5th ta cracka tha facts of Iraq's ongo'n defiance of tha world . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Secretary of State Powell W-to-tha-izzill present 411 n intelligence 'bout Iraqi's legal -- Iraq's illegal weapons programs, its attempt ta hide those weapons frizzay inspectors, n its links ta terrorist groups.

We wizzay consult. But let there be no cruisin' so bow down to the bow wow: If Saddam Hussein does not F-U-Double-Lizzy disarm, fo' tha safety of our thugz n fo' tha peace of tha world, we wiznill lead a coalition ta disarm him . Hollaz to the East Side. (Applause.)

Tonight I have a message fo' tha men n bitchez who wizzy keep tha peace, hustla of tha American Armed Forces: Many of you is blunt-rollin' in or nizzle tha Middle East, n some crucial hours may lay aheezee. In those hours, tha success of our cause will depend on you. Yo train'n has prepared you. Yo honor wiznill guide you fo' sheezy. You believe in America, n America believes in you. (Applause.)

Bustin' Americans into battle is tha most profound decision a President can make. The technolizzles of war hizzle changed; tha risks n suffer'n of war have not. For tha brave Americans who bear tha risk, no victory is free fizzle sorrow. This nation fights reluctizzles coz we kizzy tha cost n we dread tha days of trippin' tizzle always come.

We seek peace fo gettin yo pimp on. We strive fo' peace. And sometizzles peace mizzle be defended n' shit. A future lived at tha mercy of terrible threats is no peace at all . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. If war is forced upon us, we wizzle fight in a just cause n by jizzay means -- mackin' in every way we can, tha innocent fo' sho'. And if war is forced upon us, we W-to-tha-izzill fight wit tha full force n might of tha United States military -- n we wizzy prevail bitch ass nigga. (Applause.)

And as we n our coalition gangsta is doing in Afghanistan, we wizzay bring ta tha Iraqi thugz food n medicizzles n supplies -- n freedom so show some love niggaz. (Applause.)

Many challenges, abroad n at home, hizzy arrived in a single season . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. In two years, America has gizzle frizzom a sense of invulnerability ta an awareness of peril; frizzom playa division in S-M-to-tha-izzall wanna be gangsta ta calm unity in bootylicious causes. And we go forward wit confidizzles coz this call of history has come ta tha R-to-tha-izzight country fo yo bitch ass.

Americans is a resolute thugz who have risen ta every tiznest of our time. Adversity has revealed tha hustla of our country, ta tha world n ta ourselves. America is a strong nation, n honorable in tha use of our strength. We exercise baller witout conquest, n we sacrifice fo' tha liberty of stranga.

Americans is a free people, who kniznow thizzat freedom is tha right of every person n tha future of every nation. The liberty we prize is not America's gift ta tha world, it is God's gift ta humanity bitch ass nigga. (Applause.)

We Americans hizzle faith in ourselves, but not in ourselves alone sho nuff. We do not knizzay -- we do not claim ta know all tha ways of Providizzles yet we can trust in thizzay plac'n our confidence in tha lov'n God behind all of life, n all of history.

May He guide us now. And may God continue ta bless tha United States of America ya feelin' me?. (Applause.)

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-The Oklahoma Hippy