Friday, October 2, 2009

Me: Most Recent Beta Release

Report Bugs to ryan -at- oklahomahippy -dot- com.
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Saturday, September 26, 2009

Big Truck Tacos

It's Busy. It's Crowded. It's Delicious. It's On!

-Ryan
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Monday, September 21, 2009

Orly Taitz

Can we send this stupid bitch back Moldova? Can we at least have her focus on fixing teeth? She a goddamn dentist for christ's sake. Why the hell do we let the media give her any attention at all? Shit.

-Ryan
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Thursday, September 3, 2009

I hate Sally Kern and other thoughts

Sally Kern is a disgusting human being.  She is a representative example of a sickness in this country. 

There is a cancer in this country.  The cancer is the raging idiotic minority of hyper-religious yahoos who insist on appealing to other no-nothing morons with deranged emotional appeals that have no basis in reality.

Here is my list of people I would like to see destroyed by God.  He should free to do it with herpes, boulders, badgers, and heart attacks..

  • Jim Inhofe
  • Sally Kern
  • Glenn Beck
  • Sean Hannity
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • John Boehner
  • Michele Bachman
  • Sarah Palin
  • Mitt Romney
  • Anyone who pretended to think Obama was a Muslim
  • Anyone who pretended to think Obama was a Socialist
  • Anyone who pretends to think that reforming the health insurance system in this country is Marxism
  • Anyone who pretends World Net Daily is a legitimate news source
  • Anyone who is convinced the rapture is eminent
  • Anyone who believes that the end of the world is in 2012
  • Anyone who has taken a gun to a Presidential event
  • Ann Coulter

This list could of course go on, but seriously… What the fuck is wrong with the people in this country?

Those of us who live in the real world have an obligation to stop pretending this ridiculous people have a legitimate point of view.  They do not.  We don’t have to pretend that we are on one side of a balanced struggle between two perfectly acceptable world views.  We are not.

The next time you hear one of the stupid people start to blather on in the way that they do, I want you to take a deep breath, gather your strength and tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

-Ryan

Monday, August 31, 2009

Here’s what I can’t figure out…

Why does this blogging thing work from Windows Live Writer, which is a free application available from Microsoft, but the blogging function of Microsoft Office 2007 Ultimate not work?  The former is free and the latter retails for like $400.  Seriously, WTF?

-Ryan

Here’s what I can’t figure out…

Why does this blogging thing work from Windows Live Writer, which is a free application available from Microsoft, but the blogging function of Microsoft Office 2007 Ultimate not work?  The former is free and the latter retails for like $400.  Seriously, WTF?

-Ryan

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Do I still blog?

I do from time to time.  I am wondering if this handy little invention known as Windows Writer is going to make that a more common occurrence.  

We go through times in our lives when were are simply compelled to shout our outrage.  The motivations vary of course, but we feel the need to reach out… to speak. 

Much of my outward rage that spilled through this humble conduit was an attempt to minimize my personal unhappiness by tackling the big problems in life.  I minimized the issues of my personal life by dealing with the grandest of issues.

I think I now seek an outlet once again.  My motivation is healthier I believe.  I find that the best way for me to work out my thoughts is through the written word.  Call it emotional and intellectual organizing.  Call it a Zen activity.  Call it whatever you want.  But please look for me to offer far more written content here.  Some of it will be personal.  Some of it will be an attempt at creative production.  Some of it will be my usual ranting.

But all of it will be from me.  It’s good to see you world.  I’ve spent the last two years rebuilding my life from the ground up.  It’s been difficult but satisfying. How have you been?

-Ryan

Lil Smokies

What the hell makes them so delicious?

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

Iran, continued...

They say there are 3 million people protesting in the streets of Tehran right now. Is this what it felt like when the world realized the Berlin Wall was coming down that night 20 years ago?

-Ryan
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Iran

Though everything is still quite foggy, there seems to be a democratic revolution occurring in Iran. Know hope.

-Ryan
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Sun!

I thought I would never see you again!

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Arlen

I here Arlen Specter is going to announce he is changing parties any minute now. Can you count to 60?
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Friday, April 24, 2009

Jerry

Jerry Garcia Hamrick wearing my Grateful Dead T-shirt.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Asshole

This asshole is flicking lit cigarettes out of his window. Feel free to hate him.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Barack Obama's Brith Certificate

If you are one of the people who is off in a tizzy about his birth certificate, you're a dumbass of the highest order.

That is all.

-Ryan
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Barack Obama's Brith Certificate

If you are one of the people who is off in a tizzy about his birth certificate, you're a dumbass of the highest order.

That is all.

-Ryan
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Friday, February 13, 2009

Stupid Asshole Alert

This is the stupid asshole that broke into my house. My he find many lovely boyfriends while his stupid ass rots in jail.

May God turn his heart. And if God cannot turn his heart, may he turn his ankles.

-Ryan
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Stupid Asshole Alert

This is the stupid asshole that broke into my house. My he find many lovely boyfriends while his stupid ass rots in jail.

May God turn his heart. And if God cannot turn his heart, may he turn his ankles.

-Ryan
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Thought of the day...

Fuck Matt Drudge in his stupid ass.

-Ryan
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Thought of the day...

Fuck Matt Drudge in his stupid ass.

-Ryan
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Howard Dean

Is there a better choice for HHS Secretary that People Powered Howard?

-Ryan
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Howard Dean

Is there a better choice for HHS Secretary that People Powered Howard?

-Ryan
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Monday, February 2, 2009

Happy Groundhog Day

Didn't I post this yesterday too?

-Ryan
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Happy Groundhog Day

Didn't I post this yesterday too?

-Ryan
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009