Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Thursday, December 25, 2008

What the hell?

We got this record for Christmas.
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What the hell?

We got this record for Christmas.
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Thursday, December 11, 2008

You're a good man John. Keep it up.

You're a good man John. Keep it up.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Hippies and the Atom Bomb

The hippie generation was taught the inevitability of the atom bomb. They were in their tween years during the Cuban missile crisis. Though their parents had constantly told them that things would never be any better than they were right then, and sure though they were that they lived in the greatest nation that had ever existed in the history of the world, these children lived in fear of the moment that the would be instantly incinerated in a torrent of nuclear fire. It only rubbed salt in this wound to have their intelligence insulted by being told at school that when the nuclear fury of godless communists finely visited it’s wrath upon their city and their school, they would know exactly how to hide under their desks.

Duck and Cover guys. Duck and Cover.

-Ryan

Hippies and the Atom Bomb

The hippie generation was taught the inevitability of the atom bomb. They were in their tween years during the Cuban missile crisis. Though their parents had constantly told them that things would never be any better than they were right then, and sure though they were that they lived in the greatest nation that had ever existed in the history of the world, these children lived in fear of the moment that the would be instantly incinerated in a torrent of nuclear fire. It only rubbed salt in this wound to have their intelligence insulted by being told at school that when the nuclear fury of godless communists finely visited it’s wrath upon their city and their school, they would know exactly how to hide under their desks.

Duck and Cover guys. Duck and Cover.

-Ryan

Friday, December 5, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Waxman!

Holy shit. The house dems just voted. Henry Waxman is now the Chairman of the ENERGY AND COMMERCE committy. John "Big 3" Dingle (D-Michigan) is no longer going to be able to protect Detroit. Waxman is now the head of the committee responsible for Energy reform, Healthcare Reform, Union issues, Trade issues.... WOO HOO!
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Waxman!

Holy shit. The house dems just voted. Henry Waxman is now the Chairman of the ENERGY AND COMMERCE committy. John "Big 3" Dingle (D-Michigan) is no longer going to be able to protect Detroit. Waxman is now the head of the committee responsible for Energy reform, Healthcare Reform, Union issues, Trade issues.... WOO HOO!
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Friday, November 14, 2008

Emo Cowboy

Stanford show!
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Emo Cowboy

Stanford show!
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Alright.

It's done. Congrats, Mr. President-elect.

Can Sarah Palin go away now?

More tomorrow.

-Ryan

Alright.

It's done. Congrats, Mr. President-elect.

Can Sarah Palin go away now?

More tomorrow.

-Ryan

Sunday, November 2, 2008

A survey...

A Lil About Me...

For Starters...
Name:: Ryan
What Does It Mean:: Little King
Nicknames:: Hippy
Gender:: Mail
Are Your Parents Still Together:: Never really were
Heritage:: Hispanicasian Mystery Mut
Religion:: American Semi-Secular Buddhist Unitarian Agnostic Socialist
Single or Taken:: Taken
Is That A Good Thing:: For Certain
Favorites...
Perfume:: Dr. Bronners Lavender
Cologne:: Aqua Di Gio?
Beer:: Sam Adams Hardcore Cider
Non-Alcoholic Drink:: Coffe
Feature of the Opposite Sex:: Intellect
Sports Team:: Sooners
Pair of Shoes:: Flops de Jour
Have You Ever...
Been In Love:: Yes
Been on a Blind Date:: No
Ran Out of Gas:: Yes
Been Called a Tease:: No
Been in a Major Accident:: No
Had Alcohol Poisoning:: No
Been in a Fight:: Yes
Cheated:: yes
Been Cheated On:: yes
Random...
Your Most Unusual Obsession:: Yur Mom! (Shout out to JaZ!)
Your Most Missed Memory:: Spending time with Pam
Your Greatest Weakness:: Insecurity about my value to others
Your Biggest Fear:: Being Alone
Your "Can: FLOPS!
Describe Your Personal Style:: Post-Meleinial Corporate Hippy
Your Best Physical Feature:: Do I have one?
Do You Love Yourself:: I try
Who: MichelleDanielJoeySusan
Any Tattoos/Piercings:: Tattoos
How Do You Want To Die:: Naked as we Came
Your First Thoughts Waking Up:: Is Jazmin getting ready for school?
What Are Your Pet Peeves:: Pathological Knownothingness (Shout out to Sarah Palin!)
Any Vices:: A few
Where Do You See Yourself in 10 Years:: Probably fighting the good fight to destroy fascism at a PTA meeting...

A survey...

A Lil About Me...

For Starters...
Name:: Ryan
What Does It Mean:: Little King
Nicknames:: Hippy
Gender:: Mail
Are Your Parents Still Together:: Never really were
Heritage:: Hispanicasian Mystery Mut
Religion:: American Semi-Secular Buddhist Unitarian Agnostic Socialist
Single or Taken:: Taken
Is That A Good Thing:: For Certain
Favorites...
Perfume:: Dr. Bronners Lavender
Cologne:: Aqua Di Gio?
Beer:: Sam Adams Hardcore Cider
Non-Alcoholic Drink:: Coffe
Feature of the Opposite Sex:: Intellect
Sports Team:: Sooners
Pair of Shoes:: Flops de Jour
Have You Ever...
Been In Love:: Yes
Been on a Blind Date:: No
Ran Out of Gas:: Yes
Been Called a Tease:: No
Been in a Major Accident:: No
Had Alcohol Poisoning:: No
Been in a Fight:: Yes
Cheated:: yes
Been Cheated On:: yes
Random...
Your Most Unusual Obsession:: Yur Mom! (Shout out to JaZ!)
Your Most Missed Memory:: Spending time with Pam
Your Greatest Weakness:: Insecurity about my value to others
Your Biggest Fear:: Being Alone
Your "Can: FLOPS!
Describe Your Personal Style:: Post-Meleinial Corporate Hippy
Your Best Physical Feature:: Do I have one?
Do You Love Yourself:: I try
Who: MichelleDanielJoeySusan
Any Tattoos/Piercings:: Tattoos
How Do You Want To Die:: Naked as we Came
Your First Thoughts Waking Up:: Is Jazmin getting ready for school?
What Are Your Pet Peeves:: Pathological Knownothingness (Shout out to Sarah Palin!)
Any Vices:: A few
Where Do You See Yourself in 10 Years:: Probably fighting the good fight to destroy fascism at a PTA meeting...

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

This is what I hate...



This militant know-nothingness worn as a badge of honor. Listen up, Christofascists! The God you claim to revere so much gave you a brain. USE IT.

This is what I hate...



This militant know-nothingness worn as a badge of honor. Listen up, Christofascists! The God you claim to revere so much gave you a brain. USE IT.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Crazytown...

I just heard a McCain spokesperson on MSNBC say that Obama has been "playing it safe" on the economy. They meant this as an attack. Listen up dumbass, we need SOMEONE to play it say on the economy, all right? This is why you're losing. You all sound deranged.

-Ryan
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Crazytown...

I just heard a McCain spokesperson on MSNBC say that Obama has been "playing it safe" on the economy. They meant this as an attack. Listen up dumbass, we need SOMEONE to play it say on the economy, all right? This is why you're losing. You all sound deranged.

-Ryan
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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Worship Me!

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Worship Me!

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MSI concert

Teenage angst smells like feet!


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MSI concert

Teenage angst smells like feet!


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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Nap Time

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Nap Time

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Nap Time

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Nap Time

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Jerry and Boomer

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Jerry and Boomer

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Jerry and Boomer

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Jerry and Boomer

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Jerry and Boomer

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Jerry and Boomer

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Encore!

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Ani

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Encore!

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Ani

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Killer Xylaphone Solo!

Wicked.

-Ryan
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Killer Xylaphone Solo!

Wicked.

-Ryan
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Heard in the crowd...

Girl: "Ani you're hot! I'll be your wife!"

Hrmph.
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Heard in the crowd...

Girl: "Ani you're hot! I'll be your wife!"

Hrmph.
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Ani

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Ani

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