Since it's almost summer, and practically is now that so many kids are out school, I just thought now would be a good time to ask.
When does the pool open? Where will the coolest fireworks be this Fourth of July? Can I get a hot dog with mustard and relish? Where did you get those cool flip flops? Are you going to the lake?
Oh, and by the way. Has the war with Iran started yet? I heard it was coming this summer. I wonder what kind of conjured threat we're going to get this time?
Perhaps this headline:
Iran offering free abortions to Christian Cheerleaders!
Or this one:
Ayatollah Khomeini flushes a Buddy Christ figurine down a French Toilet!
Find info here, here, here, here, here, here,
ESPECIALLY HERE, and finally, sign a petition here to protest the coming war with Iran.
-The Oklahoma Hippy
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